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Buddy
Regular price £24.99ABOUT OUR BLUE SPRUCE
Hello! I’m Buddy the Blue Spruce tree. I’m also known as the Colorado Blue Spruce or Colorado Spruce. As my name would suggest I’m native to the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, so if you could only speak in an American accent around me it will definitely make me feel more at home. I’m an easy care tree that you can continue to enjoy after Christmas. Place me in a sunny spot where I can enjoy as much winter sun as possible. Make sure you keep me away from any open fires or radiators. The heat will cause my foliage to lose moisture and my beautiful blue needles will drop.
I’m constantly being told I have the perfect Christmas tree shape. It’s definitely gone to my head and now I think I’m the King of all the Christmas Trees. I’m known to be one of the hardiest types of spruce trees out there so I’ll be happy to keep you company over the Christmas period. But don’t worry, when Christmas is over you can plant me in your garden.
I’m here to spread the Christmas cheer. I come in the perfect compact size so you can place me anywhere you like. In my homeland I can grow up to 23 metres. Luckily they made me in a smaller size, could you imagine if a 23 metre tree turned up at your house?
Medium Height (including nursery pot) 65cm; pot diameter 21cm.(Fits a 21-24cm Pot)
DID YOU KNOW?
The Blue Spruce is the state tree of Colorado.
The Blue Spruce tree is considered the perfect Christmas tree due to its strong branches for decorations
QUICK BLUE SPRUCE PLANT CARE
LIGHTING
I prefer a sunny spot, place me somewhere where I can enjoy as much indirect winter sun as possible.
WATERING
I like to be watered regularly, give me a thorough drink every week. Make sure I have good drainage so I’m not sitting in any excess water.
HUMIDITY
My foliage can dry out and I prefer to lock in as much moisture as possible. If my needles dry out too much, I will start to drop them. If possible, place a humidifier next to me or mist my foliage regularly.
FERTILISER
During summer, I love a dash of fertiliser, which will encourage me to grow.
FACTS ABOUT BLUE SPRUCE
BEST ROOM
Any room you like, he can fit into any empty spot.
PET SAFE
No. Blue spruce trees are toxic if ingested.
AIR PURIFYING
No. Blue spruce trees have a fragrance that will naturally give your home the smell of fresh pine.
TREE AFTERCARE
What should I do with Buddy after Christmas?
Now Christmas is over, you can place Buddy outside. Blue Spruce trees can withstand temperatures as low as -40°C so don’t worry about him getting cold. If you have a garden, you can plant your Blue Spruce into the ground and he will keep growing.
Can I re-pot him?
Repot your Blue Spruce tree every 2-4 years. If you can, try to avoid re-potting Buddy. It could cause shock to his root system.
How to prevent your Christmas tree from dropping needles
At the beginning, he may lose some needles as he acclimates to his new home. This is perfectly normal. Keep his needles full of moisture by regular misting them. It will help stop his needles from dropping.
WE PLANT 10 TREES FOR EVERY ORDER
Buy a tree and we will plant 10!
Our goal is to plant 1 million trees by 2025 to help save our environment.
QUICK DELIVERY
We use a next day delivery service with one of our trusted couriers. Please allow a little bit of packing time. During COVID and busy times this can be up to 5 days.
SECURE PAYMENTS
Your personal information and data is secure with us. This is our website platform providers bread and butter. Uncompromised safety & security.
HEALTHY PLANT PROMISE
If you have received a damaged plant or within 30 days you have any trouble after following our care guidance we will offer you a replacement.
Delivery
We individually package our plants with recyclable materials to ensure you receive the highest quality plants. Every plant leaves us with a Pointless Plants quality assured sticker, this means we have checked the plant and it meets our very high standards. ** Please note some plants will contain plastic around them which have been added by growers to protect their delicate leaves. We do our best not add single use plastic to our orders
We send our plants using a next day delivery trusted courier service which will give you shipping updates and the opportunity to rearrange delivery. We do leave a delivery instruction to leave box in a safe place as a quick delivery ensures quality of our plants are maintained. This should also avoid having to reschedule missed deliveries.
99% of the time our plants are delivered safely. Occasionally plants may arrive a little bit damaged. In this case send us a picture within 72hours and we will be more than happy to replace them.
We ship using a next day delivery but, sometimes we need a 3-7day period to process your order. This is because demand fluctuates, we may need extra packing time or plants availability has changed at the last minute. We try our best to make delivery as quick as possible and we are working very hard on reducing our dispatch time.
Returns & Refunds
If you receive your plants and they are damaged from delivery, we will happily replace them. Just send us a picture within 72 hours of receiving them.
We accept returns on pots, accessories, crystals and candles. Unfortunately, we do not accept returns on our plants. If you’re not 100% happy please contact us at hello@pointlessplants.com and we will find a solution you are happy with. The return shipping will be at the customers own expense.
We are here for you
Send us an email, hello@pointlessplants.com
Call us or WhatsApp, 07308953372
Who Are Pointless Plants?
What makes you different from other plant companies?
We don’t see ourselves as a business. Our mission is to make the world a happier, better and greener place. We think delivering houseplants is a good start.
Do you really plant 10 trees for every order?
Yes, we have an API installed on our website which automatically plants trees with Ecologi when an order is made. Our slogan is ‘Create a Jungle’ and we are on a mission to make the world a greener place. We are always looking to do more and when we get the chance to travel, we’re hoping to see our impact first hand. Sometimes we save our trees for a big project where we can help first hand. This isn't just about short term carbon offsetting. This is about long term biodiversity, rebuilding and conserving our planet!
Covid-19
What changes have you made for a safer delivery?
Delivering your plants to you is our top priority. We have implemented social distancing in our office and our team is working from home whenever possible. Our postage carrier has also implicated contact free delivery.
Plant care
Do you have any information on caring for my plant?
Yes we do! On each individual plant page we have a summary of how to look after each specific plant. We will tell you about watering, light and humidity. This will help to get you started.
We also have specific plant care documents on our website. CLICK HERE
Do you have any plants that will purify my home?
Absolutely, many houseplants not only look great but are also busy at work making the air in your home as clean as possible. Check out our ‘Air Purifying Machines’.
Can I put my plant in a room with no windows?
While some plants thrive in lower light conditions, all plants need some light to survive. Check out our top 5 best shade loving plants. (Snake plant, ZZ Plant, Palm, Cast Iron Plant, Peace Lily)
Do you have any plants for my office?
Yes, we’d love to brighten up your work space. Check out our office plants HERE.
I’m a complete plant beginner. Which plants are right for me?
We were all beginners once. We have so many low maintenance plants to choose from which are perfect for beginners. Check out our ‘Pretty hard to kill plants’
I think my plant is dying! Help!
We’re here to help. Send us an email hello@pointlessplants.com or WhatsApp us on 07308953372 and we can help assist you further.
The most common reason for dying plants is overwatering. If your plant is turning yellow, this is due to overwatering. Always feel the soil of your houseplant before you water to make sure it is dry.
Are your plants pet safe?
This does vary depending on the plant. We have an entire section on pet safe plants. We want to make sure the furry members of your family are safe. Find our range of pet safe houseplants HERE.
Orders
Can I cancel or edit my order?
Yes, for most orders we can edit or cancel them, provided your order has not already been dispatched from our warehouse. This could range from 1-6 days and will depend on stock availability.
Email us at hello@pointlessplants.com or WhatsApp us on 07308953372 and we will work out the best course of action for you and your new plants.
Is there a minimum spend?
No. You are free to order as much or as little as you like.
I’m not happy with my plants. What are my next steps?
We’re sorry to hear this! Send us pictures of the problem on any form of social media, email (hello@pointlessplants.com) or WhatsApp (07308953372). We will base each case specifically on the individual situation.
We will try our best to rectify the problem and leave you with a solution you are happy with.
Does my plant arrive already potted?
All our plants arrive potted in a plastic nursery pot. Some of our plants arrive in decorative pots. This will be clearly stated on the plant’s specific page as to whether the decorative pot is included or not.
Do you offer a gift note option?
If you have any special requests, we’d love to hear from you. Our website does have a 'Add a gift note' section. Send us an email on hello@pointlessplants.com or message on our WhatsApp 07308953372 if you need anymore help.
Delivery
Can I pick my delivery date?
At this time we do not have an option for picking an exact date. If you’re in need of your order to arrive on a particular date, please email us at hello@pointlessplants.com and we will do our best to get your plants to you as soon as we can.
How will my delivery be tracked?
Your order will be delivered to you through DHL shipping. You will receive a link from DHL shipping where you can rearrange delivery and pick a safe space. On the morning of delivery, you will receive a 1 hour delivery time slot. If you wish to receive notifications by text please enter your phone number at checkout.
How long will delivery take?
On most orders we have next day delivery. If you live in Belfast or Scotland this could take up to 48 hours. Depending on stock availability please allow up to 7 days. Please email us at hello@pointlessplants.com if you have any further questions on when to expect your order.
What is the price for delivery?
Delivery is £3.95 for next day and £8.99 for Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands and Scottish Islands. This could vary due to dispatch time.
How are you environmentally friendly?
We try to be as environmentally friendly as possible. All our packaging is made from recycled materials and can be recycled further. Please recycle our packaging if possible.
Returns
Do you accept returns?
We accept returns on pots, accessories, crystals and candles. Unfortunately, we do not accept returns on our plants. If you’re not 100% happy please contact us at hello@pointlessplants.com and we will find a solution you are happy with. The return shipping will be at the customers own expense.
What is your refund policy?
We will treat each situation individually and work out the best solution for you. Please contact us on WhatsApp 07308953372 or email at hello@pointlessplants.com and we can assist further.
Monty
Regular price £17.99ABOUT OUR MONSTERA DELICIOSA
Hello, I’m Monty the Monstera Deliciosa but people call me the Swiss Cheese plant. This is because of the holes in my leaves. I’m often referred to as the ’monster plant’ but don’t be afraid of me, I’m a nice guy really. I’m a great beginner plant: low maintenance and a fast grower. Yep I can do it all! I’m pretty hard to kill unless you place me in a room with no windows or you overwater me.
I’ve been admired by indoor plant owners for some time now. I came originally from the tropical forests of Mexico and South America and grow so quickly that I’m considered invasive in my home countries. Me? Invasive? I couldn’t believe it either. I’m a natural climber which is why you can buy me with or without a moss pole to grow up. If you treat me right, then I could turn your home into a real life jungle.
My incredible leaves are so unique, I definitely deserve a prime spot in your home for all to enjoy. My goal is to add a touch of the tropics in your home.Have I tempted you yet?
Small Height (including nursery pot) 45-55cm; pot diameter 14cm.(Fits a 15-17cm Pot)
Big Height (including nursery pot) 60-75cm; pot diameter 19cm. (Fits a 20-24cm Pot)
Big Height with Moss pole (including nursery pot) 75-85cm; pot diameter 19cm. (Fits a 20-24cm Pot)
DID YOU KNOW?
In the wild, some species of the Monstera Deliciosa can produce edible fruit, which tastes like a combination of pineapple, banana and coconut. The fruit is typically used for jams or as ingredients in South American desserts.
Monty’s iconic leaves make quite the statement. He’s fast growing and will purify your home. Place him in the spotlight where he can be appreciated by all
QUICK MONSTERA PLANT CARE
LIGHTING
I love the sunshine, but I’m also happy in a medium light in the winter months. I’ll definitely grow faster in more bright but indirect light.
WATERING
I like a healthy balance of dry and wet soil. Avoid drenching my soil with too much water; I prefer the little and often method.
HUMIDITY
I love a humid environment. Mist my foliage a couple of times a week.
FERTILISER
Fertiliser will benefit my growth in the summer months. Feed me fertiliser once a month.
FAST FACTS ABOUT MONTY
BEST ROOM
Living room or kitchen. Monty pairs well with a harmony crystal or an uplifting candle.
PET SAFE
No. They are poisonous to cats and dogs.
AIR PURIFYING
Yes
THINGS WE ALWAYS GET ASKED
How do I care for a Monstera?
If you’re new to plants, Monty is your guy. In fact, all of the Monstera gang are easy to care for plants. He’s used to a warm tropical climate and is very tolerant of the summer heat. If possible, keep him in a room warmer than 18°C.
How much light does a Monstera need?
The Monstera is an easy plant to care for as they don’t fuss over their lighting conditions. He’ll grow better - and acquire the distinctive holes in his leaves - in the summer if he has plenty of sunlight to enjoy, but avoid putting him in direct sunlight, as this can scorch him. He will also tolerate medium light when the days are shorter and darker.
How often do I water my Monstera?
A weekly water in the summer should do the trick and even less in the winter months. The Swiss Cheese plant doesn’t like to sit in soggy soil. Make sure the first couple inches of soil are dry before you water him again. A light mist a couple of times a week will keep his foliage fresh and will help reduce any brown edges.
PLANT STYLING TIPS
How to style a Monstera? What is the best room for a Monstera?
Monty is a statement plant and his luscious tropical leaves deserve to be centre stage. Place him in your living room or kitchen where he can be appreciated the most. He can also be styled in a variety of ways: as a natural climber, he will happily grow up your walls if you let him (he can manage up to 10 metres tall in the wild!) and you can encourage his upward growth with a moss pole.
Alternatively, you can propagate his overgrown stems by taking cutting and using them as an added touch of style around the home. Find out how to propagate here (propagation and pruning blog)
QUICK DELIVERY
We use a next day delivery service with one of our trusted couriers. Please allow a little bit of packing time. During COVID and busy times this can be up to 5 days.
SECURE PAYMENTS
Your personal information and data is secure with us. This is our website platform providers bread and butter. Uncompromised safety & security.
HEALTHY PLANT PROMISE
If you have received a damaged plant or within 30 days you have any trouble after following our care guidance we will offer you a replacement.
WE PLANT 10 TREES FOR EVERY ORDER
Our goal is to plant 1 million trees by 2025 to help save our environment.
Delivery
We individually package our plants with recyclable materials to ensure you receive the highest quality plants. Every plant leaves us with a Pointless Plants quality assured sticker, this means we have checked the plant and it meets our very high standards. ** Please note some plants will contain plastic around them which have been added by growers to protect their delicate leaves. We do our best not add single use plastic to our orders
We send our plants using a next day delivery trusted courier service which will give you shipping updates and the opportunity to rearrange delivery. We do leave a delivery instruction to leave box in a safe place as a quick delivery ensures quality of our plants are maintained. This should also avoid having to reschedule missed deliveries.
99% of the time our plants are delivered safely. Occasionally plants may arrive a little bit damaged. In this case send us a picture within 72hours and we will be more than happy to replace them.
We ship using a next day delivery but, sometimes we need a 3-7day period to process your order. This is because demand fluctuates, we may need extra packing time or plants availability has changed at the last minute. We try our best to make delivery as quick as possible and we are working very hard on reducing our dispatch time.
Returns & Refunds
If you receive your plants and they are damaged from delivery, we will happily replace them. Just send us a picture within 72 hours of receiving them.
We accept returns on pots, accessories, crystals and candles. Unfortunately, we do not accept returns on our plants. If you’re not 100% happy please contact us at hello@pointlessplants.com and we will find a solution you are happy with. The return shipping will be at the customers own expense.
We are here for you
Send us an email, hello@pointlessplants.com
Call us or WhatsApp, 07308953372
Who Are Pointless Plants?
What makes you different from other plant companies?
We don’t see ourselves as a business. Our mission is to make the world a happier, better and greener place. We think delivering houseplants is a good start.
Do you really plant 10 trees for every order?
Yes, we have an API installed on our website which automatically plants trees with Ecologi when an order is made. Our slogan is ‘Create a Jungle’ and we are on a mission to make the world a greener place. We are always looking to do more and when we get the chance to travel, we’re hoping to see our impact first hand. Sometimes we save our trees for a big project where we can help first hand. This isn't just about short term carbon offsetting. This is about long term biodiversity, rebuilding and conserving our planet!
Covid-19
What changes have you made for a safer delivery?
Delivering your plants to you is our top priority. We have implemented social distancing in our office and our team is working from home whenever possible. Our postage carrier has also implicated contact free delivery.
Plant care
Do you have any information on caring for my plant?
Yes we do! On each individual plant page we have a summary of how to look after each specific plant. We will tell you about watering, light and humidity. This will help to get you started.
We also have specific plant care documents on our website. CLICK HERE
Do you have any plants that will purify my home?
Absolutely, many houseplants not only look great but are also busy at work making the air in your home as clean as possible. Check out our ‘Air Purifying Machines’.
Can I put my plant in a room with no windows?
While some plants thrive in lower light conditions, all plants need some light to survive. Check out our top 5 best shade loving plants. (Snake plant, ZZ Plant, Palm, Cast Iron Plant, Peace Lily)
Do you have any plants for my office?
Yes, we’d love to brighten up your work space. Check out our office plants HERE.
I’m a complete plant beginner. Which plants are right for me?
We were all beginners once. We have so many low maintenance plants to choose from which are perfect for beginners. Check out our ‘Pretty hard to kill plants’
I think my plant is dying! Help!
We’re here to help. Send us an email hello@pointlessplants.com or WhatsApp us on 07308953372 and we can help assist you further.
The most common reason for dying plants is overwatering. If your plant is turning yellow, this is due to overwatering. Always feel the soil of your houseplant before you water to make sure it is dry.
Are your plants pet safe?
This does vary depending on the plant. We have an entire section on pet safe plants. We want to make sure the furry members of your family are safe. Find our range of pet safe houseplants HERE.
Orders
Can I cancel or edit my order?
Yes, for most orders we can edit or cancel them, provided your order has not already been dispatched from our warehouse. This could range from 1-6 days and will depend on stock availability.
Email us at hello@pointlessplants.com or WhatsApp us on 07308953372 and we will work out the best course of action for you and your new plants.
Is there a minimum spend?
No. You are free to order as much or as little as you like.
I’m not happy with my plants. What are my next steps?
We’re sorry to hear this! Send us pictures of the problem on any form of social media, email (hello@pointlessplants.com) or WhatsApp (07308953372). We will base each case specifically on the individual situation.
We will try our best to rectify the problem and leave you with a solution you are happy with.
Does my plant arrive already potted?
All our plants arrive potted in a plastic nursery pot. Some of our plants arrive in decorative pots. This will be clearly stated on the plant’s specific page as to whether the decorative pot is included or not.
Do you offer a gift note option?
If you have any special requests, we’d love to hear from you. Our website does have a 'Add a gift note' section. Send us an email on hello@pointlessplants.com or message on our WhatsApp 07308953372 if you need anymore help.
Delivery
Can I pick my delivery date?
At this time we do not have an option for picking an exact date. If you’re in need of your order to arrive on a particular date, please email us at hello@pointlessplants.com and we will do our best to get your plants to you as soon as we can.
How will my delivery be tracked?
Your order will be delivered to you through DHL shipping. You will receive a link from DHL shipping where you can rearrange delivery and pick a safe space. On the morning of delivery, you will receive a 1 hour delivery time slot. If you wish to receive notifications by text please enter your phone number at checkout.
How long will delivery take?
On most orders we have next day delivery. If you live in Belfast or Scotland this could take up to 48 hours. Depending on stock availability please allow up to 7 days. Please email us at hello@pointlessplants.com if you have any further questions on when to expect your order.
What is the price for delivery?
Delivery is £3.95 for next day and £8.99 for Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands and Scottish Islands. This could vary due to dispatch time.
How are you environmentally friendly?
We try to be as environmentally friendly as possible. All our packaging is made from recycled materials and can be recycled further. Please recycle our packaging if possible.
Returns
Do you accept returns?
We accept returns on pots, accessories, crystals and candles. Unfortunately, we do not accept returns on our plants. If you’re not 100% happy please contact us at hello@pointlessplants.com and we will find a solution you are happy with. The return shipping will be at the customers own expense.
What is your refund policy?
We will treat each situation individually and work out the best solution for you. Please contact us on WhatsApp 07308953372 or email at hello@pointlessplants.com and we can assist further.
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For every order we plant 10 tree's somewhere in the world. We are on a mission to make the planet a Greener, Healthier and Happier place to live.
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