Monkey

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ABOUT OUR MONSTERA ADANSONII

Hello, I’m Monkey the Monstera. I have so many names but people like to call me the monkey mask plant. I’m actually the rarer brother of the more famous Monstera deliciosa or Swiss cheese plant - and his stardom sure does make for some serious sibling rivalry. While he might be better known, I think I’m a tad more interesting. While his leaves grow to look like someone’s sliced the edges of them, mine are circular, like someone’s taken a holepunch to me.

Originally I’m from the warm climates of Central and South American, which means I’m a fan of a warm and humid climate and will be most happy when my natural habitat can be imitated. I can handle all types of lighting and I’m very easy to grow so get your bamboo sticks or moss poles at the ready for my fast-growing foliage, which can practically take over a room if I’m feeling full of life.

You can style my foliage to cascade down into tropical waves or drape me around a moss pole and I’ll continue climbing up.

Small height (including nursery pot) 25cm; pot diameter 12cm.

Big with a moss pole height (including nursery pot) 65-75cm; pot diameter 16cm.

DID YOU KNOW?

Found deep in tropical forests, the Monstera Adansonii’s iconic holey leaves have evolved to allow light through so that the lower leaves still have access to some sunlight.

Monkey’s a tough cookie, and his quirky foliage will grow and grow, making a bold statement in your room and encouraging plenty of compliments.


QUICK MONSTERA ADANSONII PLANT CARE

Monkey is easy to take care of providing his delicate leaves are not placed in direct sunlight.

LIGHTING

I can adapt to lower light but also will grow much faster in a well-lit room.

WATERING

I prefer my soil to dry out in between each watering. Let the first five centimetres of my soil dry out before you water me again.

HUMIDITY

I prefer higher levels of humidity; this will stop my leaves from going crispy and dry.

FERTILISER

Fertilise me once every month in the growth season. Don’t fertilise me in the winter months.

   

   


FAST FACTS ABOUT MONKEY


BEST ROOM

The living room, as he’s the perfect size for a mantelpiece or coffee table.

PET SAFE

No

AIR PURIFYING

Yes

THINGS WE ALWAYS GET ASKED

How do you care for a Monstera adansonii?

The best way to care for the Monstera adansonii is by keeping him in a warm part of the home away from any drafts or open windows. However, if you notice the Monstera’s leaves curling, it’s a sign that he needs to be moved to a warmer spot.

In terms of a watering schedule, this should be kept to a minimum in the winter but always check to make sure the first few centimetres of soil are dry before watering again. Keep an eye out: you may notice the Monstera’s leaves turning yellow, which indicates that Monkey is feeling overly soggy.

Lighting requirements for the Monstera can range from low to bright, providing his leaves are kept out of full midday sun. It’s also important to keep his humidity high by misting him frequently or placing him on a tray filled with pebbles and water.

Is the Monstera adansonii a rare houseplant?

Yes, the Monstera Adansonii is a rare beauty that is very sought after! The Monstera Obliqua and other baby Monstera plants are even harder to come by and can cost more than a pretty penny. What’s more, they can take years to grow which makes these plants even more popular.

Is the Monstera adansonii poisonous?

Yes, Monkey is poisonous if ingested. It’s best to keep him on a coffee table away from any pets or young children.

PLANT STYLING TIPS

Monkey’s foliage can be styled however you wish. You can drape it around a moss pole and encourage his upward growth or place him in a hanging pot and have his delicate leaves hang loose. Our best pot for the monstera is the white sandstone pot, which will help absorb extra moisture - a perfect choice for the heavy waterer!

For some chilled vibes, add the bohemian candle or manifest crystal into your home, too.

QUICK DELIVERY

We use a next day delivery service with one of our trusted couriers. Please allow a little bit of packing time. During COVID and busy times this can be up to 5 days.

SECURE PAYMENTS

Your personal information and data is secure with us. This is our website platform providers bread and butter. Uncompromised safety & security.

HEALTHY PLANT PROMISE

If you have received a damaged plant or within 30 days you have any trouble after following our care guidance we will offer you a replacement.

WE PLANT 10 TREES FOR EVERY ORDER

Our goal is to plant 1 million trees by 2025 to help save our environment.

Delivery

We individually package our plants with recyclable materials to ensure you receive the highest quality plants. Every plant leaves us with a Pointless Plants quality assured sticker, this means we have checked the plant and it meets our very high standards. ** Please note some plants will contain plastic around them which have been added by growers to protect their delicate leaves. We do our best not add single use plastic to our orders

We send our plants using a next day delivery trusted courier service which will give you shipping updates and the opportunity to rearrange delivery. We do leave a delivery instruction to leave box in a safe place as a quick delivery ensures quality of our plants are maintained. This should also avoid having to reschedule missed deliveries.

99% of the time our plants are delivered safely. Occasionally plants may arrive a little bit damaged. In this case send us a picture within 72hours and we will be more than happy to replace them.

We ship using a next day delivery but, sometimes we need a 3-7day period to process your order. This is because demand fluctuates, we may need extra packing time or plants availability has changed at the last minute. We try our best to make delivery as quick as possible and we are working very hard on reducing our dispatch time.

 

Returns & Refunds

If you receive your plants and they are damaged from delivery, we will happily replace them. Just send us a picture within 72 hours of receiving them.

We accept returns on pots, accessories, crystals and candles. Unfortunately, we do not accept returns on our plants. If you’re not 100% happy please contact us at hello@pointlessplants.com​ ​and we will find a solution you are happy with. The return shipping will be at the customers own expense.

We are here for you

Send us an email, hello@pointlessplants.com

Call us or WhatsApp, 07308953372
 

 

Who Are Pointless Plants?

What makes you different from other plant companies?

We don’t see ourselves as a business. Our mission is to make the world a happier, better and greener place. We think delivering houseplants is a good start.

 

Do you really plant 10 trees for every order?

Yes, we have an API installed on our website which automatically plants trees with Ecologi when an order is made. Our slogan is ‘Create a Jungle’ and we are on a mission to make the world a greener place. We are always looking to do more and when we get the chance to travel, we’re hoping to see our impact first hand. Sometimes we save our trees for a big project where we can help first hand. This isn't just about short term carbon offsetting. This is about long term biodiversity, rebuilding and conserving our planet!

 

  

Covid-19

What changes have you made for a safer delivery?

Delivering your plants to you is our top priority. We have implemented social distancing in our office and our team is working from home whenever possible. Our postage carrier has also implicated contact free delivery.

 

  

Plant care

Do you have any information on caring for my plant?

Yes we do! On each individual plant page we have a summary of how to look after each specific plant. We will tell you about watering, light and humidity. This will help to get you started.

We also have specific plant care documents on our website. CLICK HERE

  

Do you have any plants that will purify my home?

Absolutely, many houseplants not only look great but are also busy at work making the air in your home as clean as possible. Check out our ‘Air Purifying Machines’.

 

Can I put my plant in a room with no windows?

While some plants thrive in lower light conditions, all plants need some light to survive. Check out our top 5 best shade loving plants. (Snake plant, ZZ Plant, Palm, Cast Iron Plant, Peace Lily)

 

Do you have any plants for my office?

Yes, we’d love to brighten up your work space. Check out our office plants HERE.

  

I’m a complete plant beginner. Which plants are right for me?

We were all beginners once. We have so many low maintenance plants to choose from which are perfect for beginners. Check out our ‘Pretty hard to kill plants’ 

  

I think my plant is dying! Help!

We’re here to help. Send us an email ​hello@pointlessplants.com​ or WhatsApp us on 07308953372 and we can help assist you further.

The most common reason for dying plants is overwatering. If your plant is turning yellow, this is due to overwatering. Always feel the soil of your houseplant before you water to make sure it is dry.

 

Are your plants pet safe?

This does vary depending on the plant. We have an entire section on pet safe plants. We want to make sure the furry members of your family are safe. Find our range of pet safe houseplants HERE.

 

 

Orders

Can I cancel or edit my order?

Yes, for most orders we can edit or cancel them, provided your order has not already been dispatched from our warehouse. This could range from 1-6 days and will depend on stock availability.

Email us at hello@pointlessplants.comor WhatsApp us on07308953372​ ​and we will work out the best course of action for you and your new plants.

 

Is there a minimum spend?

No. You are free to order as much or as little as you like. 

 

I’m not happy with my plants. What are my next steps?

We’re sorry to hear this! Send us pictures of the problem on any form of social media, email (hello@pointlessplants.com) or WhatsApp (07308953372). We will base each case specifically on the individual situation.

We will try our best to rectify the problem and leave you with a solution you are happy with.

 

Does my plant arrive already potted?

All our plants arrive potted in a plastic nursery pot. Some of our plants arrive in decorative pots. This will be clearly stated on the plant’s specific page as to whether the decorative pot is included or not.

 

Do you offer a gift note option?

If you have any special requests, we’d love to hear from you. Our website does have a 'Add a gift note' section. Send us an email on hello@pointlessplants.comor message on our WhatsApp 07308953372​ if you need anymore help.

 

 

Delivery

Can I pick my delivery date?

At this time we do not have an option for picking an exact date. If you’re in need of your order to arrive on a particular date, please email us at hello@pointlessplants.comand we will do our best to get your plants to you as soon as we can.

  

How will my delivery be tracked?

Your order will be delivered to you through DHL shipping. You will receive a link from DHL shipping where you can rearrange delivery and pick a safe space. On the morning of delivery, you will receive a 1 hour delivery time slot. If you wish to receive notifications by text please enter your phone number at checkout.

 

How long will delivery take? 

On most orders we have next day delivery. If you live in Belfast or Scotland this could take up to 48 hours. Depending on stock availability please allow up to 7 days. Please email us at hello@pointlessplants.comif you have any further questions on when to expect your order.

 

What is the price for delivery?

Delivery is £3.95 for next day and £8.99 for Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands and Scottish Islands. This could vary due to dispatch time. 

 

How are you environmentally friendly?

We try to be as environmentally friendly as possible. All our packaging is made from recycled materials and can be recycled further. Please recycle our packaging if possible.

  

  

Returns

Do you accept returns?

We accept returns on pots, accessories, crystals and candles. Unfortunately, we do not accept returns on our plants. If you’re not 100% happy please contact us at hello@pointlessplants.com​ ​and we will find a solution you are happy with. The return shipping will be at the customers own expense.

 

What is your refund policy?

We will treat each situation individually and work out the best solution for you. Please contact us on WhatsApp 07308953372or email at hello@pointlessplants.com and we can assist further.